Musketmaid and the Plug tools
Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos
Oh there's so many of these
the best part of transitioning was just never ever having to worry about being policed over any of this shit ever again
this is why we need to celebrate and encourage cis people exploring gender even if theyre not trans. you come out of it and realize these people are insane and not worth bothering yourself over, and if enough people do this society will be so much better for it
mattel seeing barbie's success and going all-in on a "cinematic universe" is such a comical morbius-level misunderstanding of why that movie did well. barbie has a long & contentious place in our culture where it's oscillated back and forth, from the "ideal" american woman, to a vapid & toxic female beauty standard, back to something newer generations have an ironic reverence for. love or hate it, you have entire swathes of women who embrace the whole "bimbo barbie" aesthetic and view it through the lens of "women can do both" empowerment. the barbie movie was simply made by a competent director who understood the cultural cache and capitalized on it. that's why it's doing well.
none of this shit fucking exists for hot wheels or polly pockets. hot wheels has never been part of a conversation around beauty standards & female empowerment. you don't see male sex workers posting "hot wheels-themed" photoshoots on their onlyfans. there is no greater cultural discussion to be had around any of these movies. mattel's rival hasbro has made bank on the transformers movies and they're still in financial dire straits now because all their other non-tformers movie ventures bombed. your hot wheels movie is going to crash like a toy car skipping off its orange track and hitting your friend in the dick. go die in hell.
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
already there. i'm doing my part 🫡
bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays
